10 Reasons Why This Picture Is Freaking Us Out
Posted on 10/3/2014 by Chops
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Here are 10 farted-out reasons why this picture is giving us the willies.
1) Red tree people.
2) WTF is that robot doing?
3) The robot has a red belt. Does that mean he's married to the tree person?
4) What's with the giant body pimples?
5) HOLY SHIT... just saw the other robot.
6) So are they dancing or is the tree person the robot's prisoner?
7) What's with the random green foliage?
8) Mmmm... lists.
9) I suddenly have an urge to watch Battlestar Galactica.
10) I like pie.
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